Weak storyline, mediocre acting.

Awful - don't waste your money. Assassin Dude falls in love at first sight with a deaf foreigner!? How f-ing lame!!! This one falls flat except for the little bit of dancing Thai girls that you get to see.

Dear Readers, Before traveling out to the nearest theater to watch Bangkok Dangerous, I scowled apon some of the reviews made by fellow movie viewers. First of all, to those who rated it apon how much gore, violence, and nudity was in the movie is quite irrational considering this movie was not only rated R, but apon viewing previews you will see how it is about an assassin's life which obviously would include gore and violence. Also, to those who rated it apon the love story that was also involved, I'm sorry to contradict you, but it kept the story held together to make for an oustanding ending. Last, I would like to see any movie that had a bad rating just because you dont like the actors hair. Since when did movies become a fashion contest? All in all this movie was an outstanding movie, and definitly worth your money and your best interest to see it. To all Nicholas Cage fans, he didn't dissapoint, believe me. Thanks for reading my review. Sincerely, Dan

WE WENT THIS MOVIE OVER THE WEEK-END, IT WAS MY HUSBAND AND I AND OUR 16 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER. WE WERE ALL BORED. IT IS SOOOOO SLOW. WE HAD TO LEAVE ABOUT HALF WAY THROUGH IT. I LOVE CAGE, BUT THIS CAN WAIT FOR VIIDEO. YES IT HAS ACTION, BUT WHAT WE SAW DID NOT HAVE ENOUGH OR ENOUGH OF A LINE TO KEEP YOU INTERESTED. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE HAVE EVER GOT UP AND LEFT A MOVIE.

Nic should never be allowed to make a movie as the main character again. I can't believe I spent $20 for my wife and I to see this shallow "I want a normal life" theme of a movie. No depth of character, no development of a relationship between his deaf wanna-be love or his wanna-be assassin apprentice. The attempt to show a conflict between his struggle to be a good normal human being and what he has become, totally sucks. Nic should have off'ed himself at the beginning of the movie, would have been a better plot. Bruce Willis in the Jackal was a 10X better assassin. For everyone out there. DON'T GO SEE THIS MOVIE. If you need to torment yourself, wait till it comes out on DVD. Save a few bucks. You will thank me in the morning!! :-)